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Re: Plumbing joke.
- From: Dave Korn <dave dot korn dot cygwin at googlemail dot com>
- To: The Vulger and Unprofessional Cygwin-Talk Maiming List <cygwin-talk at cygwin dot com>
- Date: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:50:10 +0100
- Subject: Re: Plumbing joke.
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Warren Young wrote:
> Dave Korn wrote:
>>
>> "This augers well", I thought to myself.
>
> I raised my hand from plumb so fast to slap my forehead that I actually
> hurt my elbow-joint, the one I use faucetting my tea cup on the desk.
> Then as the awfulness of that pun drained over me, I developed a
> sink-ing feeling, as though I were trap-ped. I couldn't even manage a
> "tee-hee" for this one; you'll just have to settle for a "tee".
We're a right shower, and no mistake, but all these puns leave me feeling
drained. Toilet humour is a busted flush.
I was gonna carry on, but they told me "Stop, cock!". Everyone else just
gave in, so I said "You bend if you want to, but I won't quit under pressure".
Oh well, guess you can't fight the cistern.
cheers,
DaveK